You are now about to witness the realest haikus about student debt

Diploma in art.
Four years and crippling debt.
You want fries with that?

Just finished college.
Makes me live in a closet.
Ramen ain’t so bad.

Finished a degree
To find out I hate this path.
The f*ck do I do?

Can’t afford Ramen.
But I know algebra, so
That’s handy, I guess.

Broke as fuh. Oh no.
Should have gone into finance.
Then I’d have a clue.

It’s payday bitches!
Should it go to student loans?
Or splurge on two-ply?

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Line 1: 5 syllables
Line 2: 7 syllables
Line 3: 5 syllables

Isn’t life FANTASTIC?!

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